a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
no one say anything
i love the feeling of the start of something new that could be great but you dont want to get too excited about it so you keep telling yourself to calm down but there’s still a little part of you that’s still excited about what might happen?
my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
❀ ghibli flower pots ❀
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? — Anonymous
My Funny Pictures #NewPost 
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.