girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.

girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.





theplaid-wearingmoose:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

no one say anything

theplaid-wearingmoose:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

no one say anything





i love the feeling of the start of something new that could be great but you dont want to get too excited about it so you keep telling yourself to calm down but there’s still a little part of you that’s still excited about what might happen?



motiya:

my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all



lifeisdisney:

apolloseekthestars:

darkpassageisnear:

disneymom:

My mind is blown.

UH WHAT

Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.

But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.

WHAT!





miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

image

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

image

When Russia sends you nudes

image

image

image

image

image

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preludetowind:

❀ ghibli flower pots ❀



omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? — Anonymous

thaxted:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

This has more logical integrity than the original game though.



my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [6]

my-funny-pics:

My Funny Pictures #NewPost [6]



captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 



liftedandgiftedd:

this is fucking gold

liftedandgiftedd:

this is fucking gold

(Source: pleatedjeans)



hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

(Source: dumbledoreisabamf)